President begins Speech Writing

The speech writing process has begun. To get in depth here, let me open up my etire speech writing philosophy. It begins the during the previous years speech. You think... oh I want to say this.. or that. Actually it starts before that, first you make your parents take you on a vacation to Colonial Williamsburg. Once there, you purchase an expensive pewter quill pen, along with powder ink, and fancy parchment paper. Then you write your speech. lol... ummm... not too far into it... I seem to have a couple of intros to choose from... and then some thank yous... and that's about it... **wish me luck! I never seem to know if my speech is too personal, or too dorky, or professional enough, etc... adios have to go!